so delicious



i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

image

thechronicleofshe:

I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if they knew how much you hated yourself

randombreakfasts:

New and Classic Godzilla. godzilla godzillahaiku godzilla23 godzillaencounter

bondoge:

are u from oklahoma because ur ok

thismeatisundercooked:

creative process

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

ireleavea:

So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.

Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear

"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"

tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

babeobaggins:

joelbarbercomedy:

babeobaggins:

i have more hair than anyone needs

more like you have more Drakes than anyone needs

bitch i will slit your throat and gargle your blood like it’s listerine don’t you ever talk about my man like that

krudman:

oh my god

krudman:

oh my god

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

cartoon-drive-thru:

Ted Pencils goes to dinner

cartoon-drive-thru:

Ted Pencils goes to dinner