so delicious

gookgod:

my ideal man: bald, tan shirt, green pants, big beard, metal vambraces, 2005 runescape bot 

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rt-geoff:

if you reblog this or any variation of it i will unfollow you so fast your head will spin right off of your shoulders and into the trash where it belongs

rt-geoff:

if you reblog this or any variation of it i will unfollow you so fast your head will spin right off of your shoulders and into the trash where it belongs

40ozhoe:

cheefkief:

40ozhoe:

me cause football right around the corner 

Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.

Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

we takin’ over 

12,754 plays
me: mom... dad... im g-
parents: gay?
me: going into battle and i need only your strongest potions
94,600 plays

seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

White Supremacy Is

sonofbaldwin:

Always seeking the “good” in white people even when their behavior is evil and always seeking the “evil” in black people even when their behavior is good.

kingcheddarxvii:

Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly

bapstit:

リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

bapstit:

リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

wispwill:

Foolish.

wispwill:

Foolish.

Having a skype call with your best friend

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

forrome:

"how’s school?"

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