"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"
I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.
think about what your dog would say to you if they knew how much you hated yourself
are u from oklahoma because ur ok
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
So apparently there was a rumor a while back that cr1tikal works as a substitute teacher.
Could you imagine just sitting in class, waiting for your teacher, when all of a sudden you hear
"What’s up everybody it’s Cr1tikal. Today I’m substituting Applied Chemistry, let’s do this shit,"
Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)
i have more hair than anyone needs
more like you have more Drakes than anyone needs
bitch i will slit your throat and gargle your blood like it’s listerine don’t you ever talk about my man like that
oh my god
Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.
This can save lives
Ted Pencils goes to dinner