first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
there are way too many social justice warriors. we need a social justice scout and a social justice healer and a social justice black mage. seriously this videogame has like 10 different classes you can play and everyone goes for the one that just uses generic melee weapons?
An important purchase
"everyone on tumblr gets offended so easily!" is code word for "why cant i say harmful things without backlash like i usually can offline"
ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.